Street Combat

Here’s a game as generic as its name, a slipshod fighter devoid of plot, context, and any sense of aesthetic style. The hero, apparently, is Steven, a mullet-loving pretty boy who must “destroy a group of ruthless villains” who are itching to murder a nameless “global leader.” Yep, nothing inspires more fear than a scrawny, club-wielding clown named Dozo, a skateboarding robot called Helmut, or the spandex- clad final boss, C.J. But Steven isn’t worried.