Dragon’s Lair

This absolute trainwreck of a game based on the classic cartoon Laserdisc arcade game manages to capture none of its essence. As Dirk the Daring, the player has to enter a castle and rescue the princess Daphne. The player is immediately greeted with abysmal controls that have Dirk walk, turn, and jump as if he’s both stuck in mud and experiencing zero gravity at the same time.